“The gout is a complaint as arises from too much ease and comfort. If ever you're attacked with the gout, sir, jist you marry a widder as has got a good loud woice, with a decent notion of usin' it, and you'll never have the gout agin.... I can warrant it to drive away any illness as is caused by too much jollity.”
“Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.”
“By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?”
“In perfect unison, all the townspeople vomited gouts of blood onto the pavement.”
“Too much thinking can make a person ill at ease.”
“Oh, Ichigo. My darling Ichigo. There's so much that I owe you, too. But I'm never paying any of it back—not a smidgen. You're also the one who showed me that growing up might not be such a bad thing after all. Thank you, Ichigo. This is much too embarrassing for me to ever say out loud, but you're the best friend I could ever have.”