“If you're in your own bed, you're not passed out.”
“She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.”
“You're a public menace. You shouldn't be allowed out on your own.”
“If you own a bar on your own, you're a player; if you own it with your beloved twin sister, you're–""Irish.”
“It's pretty hard hiding the fact that you're on your own at lunchtime, when you're on your own at lunchtime.”
“When you're in bed, you're dead.”