“If there's one thing Robert had learned in three weeks at Lovecraft Middle School, it's that nothing was impossible.”
“The lessons one learns at school are not always the ones the school thinks it's teaching.”
“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”
“But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me”
“One of the problems with lying is you can never tell just one. It usually takes at least three, but sometimes more. In order to be good, a notebook should be kept nearby at all times. There's nothing worse than forgetting your lies in the middle of a story.”
“Things happen they way they're meant to. There's a pattern and a shape to everything...Nothing happens without a reason...Nothing is impossible...(Page 180).”