“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”
“Alice!" said the visitor's mild voice, "am I late to-night?""You always seem late, but are always early.”
“I am glad I was up so late, for that's the reason I was up so early.”
“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”