“There is no wrong time to do the right thing.”
“To be popular with girls, a man must do the wrong thing at the right time.”
“The right thing at a wrong time is a wrong thing.”
“I always do the wrong. I do the wrong thing so much that the times I actually do the right thing stand out so brightly in my memory that I forget I always do the wrong thing.”
“There may be a wrong way to do the right thing, but never a right way to do a wrong thing.”
“The right thing at the wrong time is never the right thing.”