“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”
“A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.”
“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”
“There are only two buttons in our consciousness, it wakes up or sleeps forever.”
“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.”