“Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”

“Hello? Oh, nothing... Just sort of hanging around... My brother? He's right here... He's reading... He's always reading... He has no life of his own, and he's a very boring person so he reads a lot... What's he reading? I don't know... She wants to know what you're reading...""How to survive living in the same family with an annoying sister.""Ivanhoe.”

“So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?Yes, and I'm so happy...Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!”

“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”

“Little brothers are the buck privates of life!”

“Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!”

“Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!”