“Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!""Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?""It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.”
“I don't hate anyone. but if someone I knew ever got hit by a bus... I'd probably be driving it.”
“The key obstacle to reforming aid is public opinion.. Public opinion drives them into the "I care" photo opportunities that dominate aid.”
“Um. I’m really good at first aid. Like, the best.” He was the god of healing, after all. He’d better be good at fucking first aid!”
“Thanks, but that's not going to fix anything. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.”
“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”