“Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!”

“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”

“Why is it that you don't love me?""Sometimes I wish I knew...""Don't anybody tell him!!”

“Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy! ”

“Why me, lord? Don't answer that!”

“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”

“Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.”