“Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!”

“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”

“Little brothers are the buck privates of life!”

“Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”

“Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!”

“Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?”

“What's that?""It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus...""I have often thought the same thing.""Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown.”