“Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.”

“Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean...”

“Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”

“Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!""Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?""It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.”

“So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?Yes, and I'm so happy...Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!”

“You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!”

“If it's just a matter of looking, I've looked! I've looked for happiness at home. I've looked all over this neighbourhood for happiness... Someday, I'll look all over this country for happiness... And, someday, I'll look all around the world for happiness, but I'll probably never find it... Then, after I've looked all over the world, I'll return home.""And when you return home, you'll find the very happiness that was there all along! Is that what you're trying to say?""No, but maybe I'll find that stupid little pink bracelet I lost yesterday!”