“If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!”

“Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.”

“What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!”

“Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?""Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”

“No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!”

“You mean you're going to send the same form letter to the Great Pumpkin, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?""Why not? These guys get so much mail they can't possibly tell the difference... I bet they don't even read the letters themselves! How could they?! The trouble with you, Charlie Brown, is you don't understand how these big organizations work!”