“In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.”

“I want to know about life! I want some real answers...""Five.""Five?!""I thought that was a pretty good answer!”

“Why me, lord? Don't answer that!”

“Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.”

“Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?""Boy, I hope not!”

“When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?""Only if you had your hand stamped...”

“I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.”