“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”
“It's always darkest before it becomes totally black.”
“It's always darkest just before everything goes completely black”
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
“It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.”
“There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.”