“It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.”
“that this is Russian-A flu, not the more dangerous Swine flu.”
“It's like Sheriff Daniels sneezed, and they all caught the misinformation flu.”
“My soul had the flu.”
“Yes, it's crazy. Love is either crazy or it's nothing at all.”
“To love you is to love water that either parches the throat by its absence or drowns me with its anger!”