“Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown?Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia?Lucy: The fear of Everything.Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!”

“What do you need?" Vadderung asked."Advice," I said. "If the price is right.""And what do you think a sufficient price would be?""Lucy charges a nickel.""Ah," Vadderung said. "But Lucy is a psychiatrist. You realize that you've just cast yourself as Charlie Brown.""Augh," I said.”

“Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!”

“May I ask a question, Lucy?""Go right ahead!""Just why do you want to draw this line all the way around the world?""Well, you know the old saying, Charlie Brown... You have to draw the line someplace!”

“Love", I said, "is the rug they pull out from under you. Love is Lucy always lifting the football at the last second so that Charlie Brown falls on his ass. Love is something that every time you believe in it, it goes away. Love is for suckers, and I'm not going to be a sucker ever again.”

“John Bridger: I feel so optimistic. How do you feel?Charlie Croker: [shrugging] I'm fine.John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.John Bridger: Freaked out...Charlie Croker: Insecure...John Bridger: Neurotic...Charlie Croker: And Emotional.”