“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”

“Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.”

“I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!”

“Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.”

“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup.”