“Mr. Clausc/o North PoleDear Joe...”

“Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union”

“Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.”

“Empty?! You took all the cookies!""They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!”

“I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures...”

“Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.”