“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”

“I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.”

“Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.”

“Never give your heart to a blockhead.”

“A watched supper dish never fills!”

“Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”

“Life is full of choices, but you never get any!”