“Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures...”
“I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things.”
“You know what? You didn't do anything wrong. I did. It's this dumb thing I do. I look into things and see more than I'm supposed to.”
“Now that, would be a really dumb ass thing to do.”
“This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way, but it was the only thing I could think to do.”
“Near the top of any girl's list of dumb things to do would be, 'Take a walk by yourself late at night.”