“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. ”
“How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.”
“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”