“There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”