“Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.”

“Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.”

“Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.”

“Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.”

“I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?""How about, enclosed please find a cookie?”

“Why is it that you don't love me?""Sometimes I wish I knew...""Don't anybody tell him!!”

“I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.”