“Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.”

“Πόσο θα 'θελα να φωνάξω σ' όλους που είναι όμοιοι με μένα: Μη ζείτε για το σώμα. Θυμηθείτε πως η ψυχή, που τη λησμονάτε τις ώρες των διασκεδάσεν, δε μπορεί να πεθάνει μέσα σας.”

“Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately!”

“We must know Jesus before we can imitate Him.”

“Jesus is a great divider of life. One must walk parallel with Him or directly across His way.”

“I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!”

“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup.”