“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.”
“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“You can put a name on anything, call it whatever you want, doesn't make it real. Doesn't make it true.”
“Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“You can ask whatever you want, doesn't mean I'm going to answer.”
“You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle.”