“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”
“my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.”
“It lit up like a Christmas Tree Hazel Grace...”
“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”