“Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.”

“Sow an act and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.”

“Example is contagious behavior.”

“I mean to take a good look at any man ere I leap into his arms.'Then look your fill, and leap away.”

“Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.”

“Let' em learn or let' em die”

“If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!”