“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?""Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?""No.""As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?""Right.""There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?""Right.""You were born to live in this world, right?""Right.""WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.”

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”

“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....”

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.”