“A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection”

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. ”

“A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.”

“Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.”

“Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.”

“I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”

“I come from a long line of generations!”