“I come from a long line of generations!”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

“I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. ”

“May I ask a question, Lucy?""Go right ahead!""Just why do you want to draw this line all the way around the world?""Well, you know the old saying, Charlie Brown... You have to draw the line someplace!”