“People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.”

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. ”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”

“I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt...""You worry too much, Charlie Brown... No wonder your stomach hurts... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!""How do I stop?""That's your worry! Five cents, please!”

“You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!”

“Happiness is a piece of fudge caught on the first bounce.”

“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”