“To dance is to live!”

“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup.”

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. ”

“Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.”

“I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”

“I come from a long line of generations!”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”