“If you want to get people to believe something really, really stupid, just stick a number on it.”

“I get what it's like to want something, but to try and force yourself to really believe that you don't.”

“Kevin: 'Hey, Dad. How do you stop people from being stupid?'Dad: 'You don't.'Kevin: 'Really?'Dad: 'I've tried to explain to people when they're being stupid, but then I realized something: Most people like being stupid.'Kevin: 'I don't get it.'Dad: 'Some people just prefer it. It makes their lives easier if they let other people think for them.'Kevin: 'But that doesn't make sense. That's just stu...Oh...”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“Never give up when you really believe in something... just do you ...............”

“Most people who think they're happy are really just stupid.”