“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged," Mustardseed said, flying in lazy loops like an intoxicated bumblebee, "that a fairy in possession of a good appetite must be in want of pie.”