“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.”
“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”
“You making jokes about my illness? Not funny. Me making jokes about my illness? Funny.”
“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which we live, not in the abstract. Take away the politics, and there is no joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense. if the joke is funny, it's funny precisely because it's racist and sexist.”
“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.”
“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”