“Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance”

“Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Poor Performance”

“proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee if only it were legal to do so”

“Prior preparation prevents poor performance.”

“there is one thing more dangerous then making a deal with the devil, that thing was me”

“Actually, perhaps they're just trying to remind themselves where they are. After all, sitting there with Jeremy [Kyle] and his iridescent pupils glistening before them, confronted by a studio audience so ugly they'd make John Merrick spew down the inside of his face-bag, the poor sods could be forgiven for forgetting they were on national television and starting to believe they were somewhere in the bowels of hell instead.”

“Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance”