“Parties somehow represent the rationing of fun, and that very concept depresses me. You're allowed to act like a tit at parties; therefore by implication, you're not allowed to act like a tit the rest of the time”
“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”
“What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?”
“You're acting like a stranger.”
“You act like you're okay,Like everything is just fine.But you can't hide a frown,And smile at the same time.”
“Time to stop crying, time to get her act together and do something. Time to move beyond the pity party.”