“I got a rock.”
“Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos...”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you”
“there is one thing more dangerous then making a deal with the devil, that thing was me”
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.”