“From such trivia, I believe my soul was born.”

“If only I had used my powers for good instead of for trivia!”

“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.”

“I believe all Americans are born with certain inalienable rights. As a child of God, I believe my rights are not derived from the constitution. My rights are not derived from any government. My rights are not denied by any majority. My rights are because I exist. They were given to me and each of my fellow citizens by our creator, and they represent the essence of human dignity...”

“Our ancestors believed that they were not born complete. There was someone out there with a part of their heart and soul. When they found that person, then they were one. Having offspring was a gift that came from that union, but it wasn't the focus.”

“Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.”