“A monkey in a tuxedo suit, is still a monkey.”

“They can put the code monkey in a suit but they can't take the code out of the monkey.”

“Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.”

“there is one thing more dangerous then making a deal with the devil, that thing was me”

“You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.”

“I look over the back of the chair to make sure he’s still asleep. He is. And he still has an erection. I can’t stay in the room with him like that all night. I’m liable to give myself finger cramps from playing with myself.”

“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”