“Workouts should be tailored to the participant rather than the participant tailored to the workout.”
“The physical pain of a workout is better than the psychological pain of not doing it.”
“I Chose to be an active participant in my life rather than a spectator.”
“Abs? What are you, a workout video?”
“Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?”
“Every religion is tailored down to the level of intelligence of the people embracing it and Islam takes the cake for being the most tailored religion.”