“It's not what you do that makes who you are; it's what you eat.”

“- You know what this is?- Nope- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”

“...You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!”

“You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?”

“I value devotion and fidelity, and doubt if it matters whether the object falls short. What you do and what you are is what matters. Your loyalty is as sacred as mine.”

“Become the difference you want to make," and the heart of your mind will feel what the mind of your heart knows.”

“In the end there is nothing to be done but to state clearly what has been done, without shame or regret, and say: Here I am, and this is what I am. Now deal with me as you see fit. That is your right. Mine is to stand by the act, and pay the price.You do what you must do, and pay for it. So in the end all things are simple.”