“I love you, Freckles. The smartest thing I ever did was come to Tombstone to romance Willie Vaughn.”
“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.”
“No one will ever love you like I did, or as long. That’s what I told you, but I lied. I love you more than I ever did before, and for far longer.”
“I used to want the words "She tried" on my tombstone. Now I want "She did it." ”
“Did I ever love you as much as I miss you?”
“I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.”