“They were inconveniently reasonable, these women.”
“Women, intelligent or not, were rarely reasonable.”
“Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back.”
“Women? Women are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”
“For some reason all the middle-aged women he knew were very efficient.”
“The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men.”