“The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.”
“The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist the Internet is wonderful are those who need it to give their life meaning.”
“Lazy people live lonely lives.”
“I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.”
“A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they’re surrounded by other people.”
“The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.”