“I will not wear a tulle-tailed dunce cap for anyone or for any reason.”
“Entering an white tie and tails party wearing an ordinary suit, he announced,"Please, I don't want anyone to apologize for over dressing.”
“I can't imagine anyone running away from you for any reason.”
“I asked the question for the best reason possible, for the only reason, indeed, that excuses anyone for asking any question - simple curiosity.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”
“If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backwards baseball caps, just to mess with people.”