“Oh, I burned it with my straightener.”“You burned your leg with your straightener? How long is your leg hair?”
“Hell’s waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you’re here.”
“Life is so freaking hard. How do people do it? How do people get up every day and deal with the shit? It really makes you understand why there are so many messed-up people in the world. I mean, it's tough, trying to deal with demands coming at you from all sides.”
“Every author these days is an award-winning novelist. Why? Because they set up an award contest and they dub themselves the winner.”
“Whoever said that a straighten hand was more dramatic than a healed heart?”