“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
“We agreed to meet at 4. I meant AM and she meant PM, so we both just stood around thinking we’d been stood up.”
“I think we can all agree. SHINEY.”
“I think we can all agree that the official language of the United States should be Latin.”
“In some corner of the world they are probably still holding regular meetings of the Flat Earth Society. We derive no comfort because important people, vocal people, or great numbers of people agree with us. Nor do we derive comfort if they don't.”
“Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”