“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

“I almost vomited in the boot! I was just about to vomit in the boot! Can you imagine how upset I would have been?”

“I have chosen two concepts to guide my thoughts and actions. They are stronger than the pressure of society, the constraints of morality, the need to procreate, desire for wealth, the promise of Heaven, or the threat of Hell. I live for love and pleasure, or nothing at all.”

“Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.”

“...only in relatively recent times have people decided that "because I want to" is sufficient reason for annoying others.”

“Creating new people, by having babies, is so much a part of human life that it is rarely thought even to require a justification. Indeed, most people do not even think about whether they should or should not make a baby. They just make one. In other words, procreation is usually the consequence of sex rather than the result of a decision to bring people into existence. Those who do indeed decide to have a child might do so for any number of reasons, but among these reasons cannot be the interests of the potential child. One can never have a child for that child’s sake.”