“We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorizedbiography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload her on her firstbook, I steered Dumb Dumb toward a Choose Your Own Adventure.”
Chelsea Handler
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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